1 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,679 Good morning, my beautiful Rome. Here I am ! 2 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:05,430 A new day begins and Gigli is ready for battle. 3 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,274 "Fioraccio brullo", I am as captivating as a crime film. 4 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,789 Make way: Gigli the bully passes! 5 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,831 (FART) 6 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,794 Here it is again! Professor, I recognized you by your voice! 7 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:23,789 Patience has a limit. One day I'll come up and throw you down. 8 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:27,674 Then I go down, pick you up, bring you back up and throw you back down. 9 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,711 So you are happy. 10 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,269 He's really happy! “Damn you”! 11 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,596 He soaked me again. 12 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:44,318 How many times have I told you to leave the professor alone? 13 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,670 You know he has the "easy raspberry"! 14 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:51,920 Yes, but one day or another you'll "zacchete"! I'll cut out his tongue. 15 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:56,875 - I want to see how he'll give me raspberries! - He'll do them with his ass. 16 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,276 Who is he? Ah, the second "breaker" has arrived. 17 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:04,553 - Do you say that to Mr. Augusto? - No, we should say worse! 18 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,910 Let him say what he wants. 19 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:11,397 I came for something else: where are my slippers? 20 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,991 - Oh! - What is it? - Have you heard from Mr. Augusto? - No, what does he say? 21 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:20,193 - The slippers! - What are they? - The things on your feet. 22 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:27,236 Ah, the slippers! And for him this rubbish is slippers? 23 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:32,798 But you collect this rubbish every morning when you get up. 24 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:37,357 - "Monnezzaro"! - "Monnezzaro" to whom? - Ate! - To me? - Sit down! 25 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,155 - Good for you who are elderly and are his tenant. - Breast ? 26 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:46,195 "I'll inflate you like a bagpipe" and with your belly I'll play the march. 27 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:51,314 I'm sorry, but my bagpipe plays different music. Tie! 28 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,239 (FART) 29 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,154 Mom, he pissed me off! 30 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:04,913 - It's 8:00 and you've already got two raspberries! - Will there be too many? 31 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,117 (Girl) I don't go to school! 32 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,198 (MOTORCYCLE SOUND) (Woman) You're going, of course! 33 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,995 Do you always have to bother with this scooter? 34 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,078 We can't take it anymore. Everyone complains. 35 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,910 “Fior di gaggia”, Mrs. "Tuta" instead of thinking about her own business... 36 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,110 ..he gets involved with "my business"! 37 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,791 - But go! - Go away! Pain in the ass. - I go ! - Go away! 38 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:35,960 (Teresa) Stop arguing! Every morning, the same story. 39 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,072 Mrs. Teresa, you make more noise than Carlo Brancia! 40 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,074 (VERSE) 41 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,430 (Man) So you'll keep your mouth shut. 42 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:03,509 (VERSES, FISTS) 43 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,439 - Aren't you ashamed? - About what? 44 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:12,158 - To beat up a "featherweight" who, among other things, is my friend. - No! - No? 45 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,999 And would you give him a slap? 46 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:22,396 - Would you also give him a kick? - Of course! - Here! - "Holy shit". 47 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:28,311 - Mind your own business! - I want to see if he's a real man. 48 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:33,309 Leave my friend alone and let's see if you have the guts to hit me. 49 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,235 “Holy shit”! He gave me a slap. 50 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:41,797 - He slapped me! - He slapped you! 51 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,116 I want to put it to the test again. 52 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,630 Let's see if he has the guts to punch me in the stomach. 53 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,114 (SOUND OF PAIN) 54 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:54,519 - We'd better leave, otherwise I'll "swell" him! - Yes, it's better. 55 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,995 - Let's go. - Let's go. 56 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,156 Thank God that he takes me away! 57 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,158 ("Riccè") Let's go or he'll beat us! 58 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:07,559 What matters to me is the heart! Otherwise I would have stepped on him! 59 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,391 Wherever you run, I'll catch you! 60 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,238 - Hello, Adriana. - Hi, Giggi. 61 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:37,878 - You're an early riser. - I wanted to see if there's the pizza I'm waiting for. 62 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,355 Can't you see that everything is here? 63 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,391 Yes I see it! 64 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,793 Pizza with tomato, with potatoes, with onions, peppers. 65 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:53,676 Adriana, "nettle flower", your pizza, God bless it! 66 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,271 - I would like it made with durum wheat flour. - "Mandrillaccio"! 67 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,950 - If Peppe could hear you! - Who could this Peppe be?! 68 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,119 - What does this Peppe want? - But where is Peppe?! 69 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,913 - Peppe is here! - Oh! 70 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:15,514 - If I'm an early riser, he keeps watch at night! - Well? - Good. 71 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,633 - I'll go get you some pizza with courgettes. - That's what we need. 72 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,836 If I were you, I'd go eat pizza somewhere else. 73 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,998 - If I were you, I wouldn't say bullshit. - I don't talk bullshit. 74 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,874 - You talk bullshit! - I don't talk bullshit! - You have to say something! 75 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,356 Charge that wreck and disappear! 76 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,040 How dare you call my bike a "wreck"? 77 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,835 - Should I call her "countess"? - Your "sarcophagus" will be beautiful! 78 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,315 Do you bet on who goes around the neighborhood first? 79 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,149 - Have you heard this "dwarf"? - No. - He's become stupid! 80 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,591 Instead of chatting, why don't we go? 81 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,235 Let's go around the neighborhood! You have the advantage until the corner. 82 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,272 - Are you serious about competing? - Am I doing this as a joke?! 83 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:03,678 Ready? "Flower of flowers", if Giggi rides a motorbike, there are no equals! 84 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,758 - Let him pass, or it's pain! - Stop it! 85 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,951 Hey, guys! Pizza with courgettes! 86 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,151 - Giggi? - Huh? - Why are you going so slowly? - I have an ace up my sleeve. 87 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,192 I'll make him stop wanting to compete with Giggi! 88 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,956 - He arrives. - I saw it in the mirror. It does not matter. 89 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:35,630 - Where are you going with that wreck? Throw it away! - I'll show you! 90 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,474 - Hold on tight. - If you say so ! 91 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:43,594 - Let's go around here. Careful ! - Where are you going ? - Shut up! 92 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,315 Watch your feet. With this shortcut we fool him. 93 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:56,234 - We have to go there. - There are jobs! - Here's the trick. 94 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:00,231 Move the easels and put them here before Peppe arrives. 95 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,511 Come on, mount! 96 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,311 (LAUGHTER) 97 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,876 Ouch! But what happened? 98 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:49,470 (LAUGHTER) 99 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,478 I told you we would win! (LAUGHTER) 100 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,640 - Good morning, dad. - Hello, Raffaella. 101 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,637 - Hello, Romulus. - (Romolo) Hello. 102 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:08,469 - They have to bring orange soda. Take 3 cassettes. - Yes. 103 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,194 - Also take mineral water. - All right. 104 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,311 Bye, see you later. 105 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,796 - Hello, Romulus. - Until we meet again. - Be careful of Raffaella. 106 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,992 Don't worry, I'll take care of Raffaella! 107 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,714 (SOUND OF A MOTORCYCLE) 108 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,751 Put on the wedge. 109 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:30,792 - Good morning. - It seemed to me that the bar was missing something! 110 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,229 Come on! Here you are. 111 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,512 - Goodbye, beauty. - "Wow"! Hi, Giggi. 112 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:43,954 - How cute you are. - As always. Especially with those who love me. 113 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:49,393 - What do you think, Romulus? - Yes, if we don't see you, we feel bad. 114 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:54,559 - Are you being funny? - No, for goodness sake. Who knows how to do it?! 115 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,479 - Are you being "satirist"? - I don't know how to do it. 116 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,672 Make me a coffee, the only thing you know how to do! 117 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,314 (SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS) 118 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:08,789 - Nervous, huh? If he doesn't get over his crush on you, he'll wreck the shop. 119 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:14,518 - Leave him alone, what bothers you? - But who touches it?! 120 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,193 - Can I offer you coffee? - No. You always bother yourself! 121 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:23,598 - What are you saying? I'm glad to hear it ! - Well, if you like... 122 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,280 Barman? 123 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:31,838 - Double coffee. Bring it to me over there, to my friends. - Of course, "doctor". 124 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,430 I'll bring it to you over there, over here, up there, down there... 125 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,313 ...from behind... where he likes it most! 126 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,034 Raffaella, do you see who is provoking? 127 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,311 One day I punched him and knocked out his teeth... 128 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,478 ..then I put them in the coffee grinder and make white coffee with them! 129 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:51,434 - Stay calm! - I'm doing it just for you! 130 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,874 Good morning everyone ! Here's my chair. 131 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,270 - What is it? - What happened? - A misfortune. 132 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:13,397 - To whom? - To "Bird". - Have they opened the hunt? - What hunting?! 133 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:18,719 - I scored 11. - For what? - (stuttering) At the football pools! 134 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,320 To make 13, two are missing! 135 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,718 But it's as if he did. He missed the 2 biggest games. 136 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,798 And he "got it right" on the most difficult ones,... 137 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,435 ..including Juve and Inter, who lost "at home". 138 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,872 - It's not fair to lose like this. - No. - He deserves a consolation prize. 139 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,879 Calm down. What is it? Let's hear what the papyrus says. Give it to me. 140 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,675 So... Juve and Inter... 141 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,432 ..Pescara-Lazio,... 142 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,997 ""Little bird", you made 13! Is half a billion enough for you? 143 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:56,159 - Are you kidding me? - Giggi, will you get involved too? 144 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,717 You didn't answer me: is half a billion enough for you as consolation? 145 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,876 100 million would have been enough for me. 146 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,070 - Get up and come with me. - Where ? 147 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,999 - You come ! - Where ? - How, where? 148 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,031 You don't argue with me, you act. 149 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,995 - Go. With Giggi you always find something. - Let's go. - Go. 150 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:25,353 - So what? - How, then? It's 60 minutes per hour! 151 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,075 - I do not understand. - There's little to understand. 152 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:34,149 - Give half a billion to my friend and the curtain falls. - Which curtain? 153 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,956 - Your grandmother's, when she was a dancer. -How dare you? 154 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,870 The more you play dumb, the more Giggi's pressure rises. 155 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,515 - And who is this Giggi? - How, who is Giggi? 156 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,552 - Tell him who Giggi is. - It's him. 157 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,874 Better known as ? 158 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,390 "The White House of Prenestino", "the Kremlin of Torvaianica"... 159 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,636 ..and "the UN of Trastevere". 160 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:03,437 I'm here to work. Leave or I'll call the ushers. 161 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:08,077 Ushers are useless. Cashiers are needed to pay "Bird". 162 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,670 - And who is this "Bird"? - It's him. 163 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:17,033 I call him that because he weighs 40 kg and no one should bully him. 164 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,596 - And who wants to bully him? - Everyone! 165 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,519 The football pools, the players, the referees. 166 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,552 - You, who "draw it out". - Enough ! - Oh! 167 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,716 “I don't take it long or short." 168 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:33,709 This ticket is worth nothing and there are no consolation prizes. 169 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:39,631 If you're not 10 km from here in a minute, I'll call the ushers! 170 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,071 Stopped! 171 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:47,593 - In a minute, I'll break you first and then I'll call the ambulance. - Stopped ! 172 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:52,669 - Waste half a billion? - Half a billion more, half a billion less! 173 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,953 You will never have a career! And that's fine! 174 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,118 Give us 100 million and we'll end the conversation. 175 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,313 - I open the door and call the ushers. - No! Give us 50 million! 176 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:09,355 - 30 seconds. - So 25. - 25 seconds. 177 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:14,713 - Give us 100,000 lire! - I'll call the ushers and 113. - No! 178 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:19,231 - Then give us 10,000 lire and we'll pay for the taxi. - Get out of here! 179 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:23,035 - Out ! - Leave him or "I'll bloat you". - And who touches it? - You. 180 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:28,837 I'll kick you! Buffoon! Time wasters! 181 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,191 - (Giggi) What football! Did he get you? - The bet slip! 182 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,839 Good thing you're done, otherwise I would have broken your neck! 183 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,998 - Did it hurt you? - He grazed me. - Well ! 184 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,396 If he had caught you, I would have "chopped off his head"! 185 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,320 - Look at me! - Already ! - Next time play Totip. - Why ? 186 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,033 With horses you discuss better! 187 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:06,276 (PEPPE WHISTLES) 188 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,311 Forty-one... 189 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,911 Forty-two... 190 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,751 (Nando) Forty-three... 191 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,835 - Here it is. - (Nando) Forty-four... - Mount. 192 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,511 - Pizza for everyone! Adriana sent it to you. - What a great idea! 193 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,599 - "Micheli"! - Oh? - There's pizza. - That's better ! I'm hungry! 194 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,634 - The tomato one is for me. - Sit down. - Here you are. 195 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,392 Forty-eight... 196 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,195 - Nando, there's pizza. - Leave me the one with the potatoes. 197 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,470 - I want to reach 80 "seats". - Okay! 198 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:47,799 - "Good Adriana"! - "Good" in what sense?! 199 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:52,038 - Good here. - Good for "zinne"? - No! Good at heart! 200 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,039 Ah! All we were missing was you! I already have to keep an eye on Giggi! 201 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,994 - If you want, I'll go and "inflate" it! - Calm down. 202 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,511 He did another one and I still haven't put my hands on him. 203 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:08,190 You would get them dirty. Pretend it doesn't exist. 204 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,551 Seventy-nine... 205 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,399 ..eighty. 206 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,638 - 80 "seats". - Well done! - 80 chair push-ups. - Woh. 207 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,638 - I want to get to 100. - Try it! - Yes. 208 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,832 - I'm a little tired. - You're tired, huh? - Yes. 209 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,396 Then rest! (LAUGHTER) 210 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,957 Wretches! What's there to laugh about? 211 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,118 I had never seen "Nando's ass" pizza! 212 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:43,952 - "Damn yours"! - Do you want to wash your ass in the river? - Good! 213 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,437 - Listen to the joke I want to play on Giggi. - What do you want to do to him? 214 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,518 - Do you know Angioletta and Marisa? - Adalgisa's daughters? 215 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,678 - I know them! They have two ""wavers"! - Yes. 216 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,997 - Today Rete Azzurra interviews them. - (Othello) Private TV? 217 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,192 Yes, it seems they were cast in a TV show. 218 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:05,837 I spread the word that at 12:00, with the mother, ... 219 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,714 ..they will open a dating house. 220 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,274 - A mess? - Yes. 221 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:17,076 - Free entry for the first 10. - Wow! - Giggi took the bait. 222 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,556 - At 11:00 he will go and get in line. - Yes ? - Already. 223 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,559 So the two girls are waiting for a TV director.... 224 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,955 ..instead Giggi will arrive and want them... 225 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,997 - (Othello) Right? - You understood too much! 226 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,999 Do we want to miss Giggi doing a flight out the window? Let's go ! 227 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,032 (CONFUSED VOICE) Let's have a laugh! 228 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,074 It's first-hand information. 229 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:49,800 - The first ten, they take girls to bed without paying. - Yes. 230 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:54,118 - Then the mother is a bitch! - No, it's a tip! 231 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,391 As they say today: a promotional offer! 232 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,637 It's a setup to keep the police from knowing anything. 233 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,479 And if he calls... home interview! 234 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,435 - Like masseuses and "manicurists" in the newspaper. - Yes. 235 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,073 Let's go! 236 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,955 (BELL) 237 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,239 Girls, hurry. They must be the ones on TV. 238 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,317 - (Marisa) Am I here? - (Angioletta) Here we come! 239 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,351 (BELL) 240 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,476 - Good morning. - Good morning. 241 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,070 - Are you here for the interview? - Yes, we are early 242 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:49,114 - Please, have a seat. - Thank you. 243 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,913 - They are very anxious. - And not us? 244 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,759 - They didn't sleep. - Look at him! 245 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,440 - Have a seat. - Thank you. - Thank you. 246 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:05,310 - After all, you have to understand them. - Eh! It's the first time. - Ah! 247 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,476 Oh yes, you have to understand them! 248 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:14,077 - I'm just asking you one favor. - Say. - I'm a mother, you have to understand me. 249 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:18,478 - Don't disappoint them. - No! - We'll give it our all! - Yes ! 250 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:25,509 If something is wrong, give me a small gesture. I'll be there anyway. 251 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,874 - Will he be present?! - Yes. 252 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,436 I want to watch from start to finish. 253 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,950 - From start to finish! - Oh, yes! 254 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:41,672 - I'm going to hurry up the girls. With permission. - Please. - Go. 255 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:46,954 Giggi, this is stupid! He wants to watch! 256 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,471 - Besides being stupid, she's a "voyeur". - I'm leaving. - Where are you going ? 257 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,479 - I'm ashamed in front of others. - Where are you going ? 258 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,751 - Wait, let's see what the girls look like. - All right. 259 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,519 - (Marisa) I'm ready. - Me too ! 260 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,916 - From the voice they seem "bones"! - (Anglioletta) Okay! 261 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,598 (Marisa) I can't stand it anymore. 262 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,315 - The girls apologize, but they are not ready. - Ah! 263 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:18,356 - Meanwhile, sit on the sofa. - About what? - On the sofa! - Ah! - Come on. 264 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,791 - Oh! - Come on! 265 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:27,310 In the meantime, can I offer you something? A coffee, a liqueur? 266 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,829 Do not bother. 267 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,636 - How silly! While you work, don't drink! - No. - No, never. 268 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:39,277 - Maybe later... some zabaglioni! - Yes ! - A matter of taste. - Yes. 269 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,319 I don't want to seem indiscreet,... 270 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:48,718 ..but do you use only one channel for these interviews? 271 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,993 Usually I do, but I don't know about my friend. He also likes the second one. 272 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:01,160 Yes, I like the second one. Are the ladies there? 273 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:07,355 - Certain ! - Yes ? I'm just starting out. They have to have all the experiences. 274 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,914 - Yes. - They have to try everything. 275 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:15,957 - Do you at least want a chocolate? - Yes, a chocolate yes. It's good. 276 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,277 Shut up! A chocolate, yes, thank you! 277 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,553 Happy? First and second in one go! "Do you have the remote control"? 278 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:28,151 The fact that the lady has to watch me... 279 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,239 (BELL) Who is it? We arrived first. 280 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,113 - He will be my husband. - Your... husband? 281 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:40,030 For such an important day, he asked for leave in the office. 282 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,276 - I'm going to open the door. - Yes. 283 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,392 - Go and open the door! (Giggi and "Riccè") - Her husband?! Oh! 284 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,310 - We're all here! - Won't he want to look too?! 285 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,557 - I told you, I'm leaving. - Stay here! 286 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,798 - Let's see how it ends. -How should it end? - Shut up! 287 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,480 - Good morning. - Hi dear. 288 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,236 - Have they arrived yet? - Yes. 289 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,959 - Good morning. - Good morning. 290 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,709 This is my husband and these are the gentlemen from the interview. 291 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,037 - Pleasure. - The pleasure is ours! - Very happy. - Pleasure. 292 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:19,112 I feel excited, perhaps more than my daughters. 293 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:23,040 - By the way, where are they? - They're not ready yet. 294 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,358 - So the gentlemen haven't seen them yet? - No. - It's serious! 295 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,280 - You're right, I'm going to hurry them up. - Good. 296 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:37,592 - Please, have a seat. - I have an appointment, it's late... 297 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,634 - You're welcome. - Go further, so I can stay away from him. - Always pushing! 298 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,310 - Well. - Yes, good. - A cigarette? - Yes please. 299 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,558 - Her too? - I'll smoke it later. - No thank you. For the pedicels... - Yes. 300 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,999 It has pedicels! 301 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,271 I hope you like my girls and do well. 302 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,596 There is no doubt about this. 303 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,599 - I'm curious. - Yes ? - Will you attend the interview? 304 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:06,272 - I would like. - From start to finish? - Certain. 305 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:12,191 - Like his wife? - What's wrong? - Nothing bad. - No. 306 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,231 It's just a little disgusting! 307 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,873 - Disgust ? - (Giggi and "Riccè") Eh! 308 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:21,154 - Can you imagine him in his underwear? - Huh? - Oh! - Why in your underwear? 309 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,273 Does he have to do the "interview" with his trousers on? Eh! 310 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,473 Why would he do the interview in his underwear? 311 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,160 He plays dumb. 312 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:37,957 Excuse me, but when you go to bed with your wife to do the "interview", 313 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,071 ..does he go with trousers?! 314 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:47,595 I do not understand ! What are these questions and this chatter? 315 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:54,671 It's you who makes strange speeches, first your wife and now you. 316 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,870 - Are you "calling me familiar"? - Yes. 317 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,958 - With what right? - With the right of those who have busted their balls. 318 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,358 You open a mess, but you are a bunch of "sluts" and "voyeurs"! 319 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,189 - Lord! - What a gentleman! Thank God that we are at your home. 320 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,677 Otherwise I would have thrown you out the window without a parachute! 321 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,030 - See you downstairs. - Yes. 322 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:20,109 - You gave me a great idea! - Oh! - Come with me. Come! 323 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,791 - Are you crazy? - Yes! - We are on the fourth floor! - We're ready. 324 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,354 - Shut up, you! You pimp! - Oh! - I suffer from dizziness. 325 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,149 Slowly! Oh! 326 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,476 (SCREAM) 327 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,877 (LAUGHTER) 328 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,919 "Fior di cuzza", once he takes the bait, Giggi falls... 329 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,520 ..because of those there! 330 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,119 “Sucked”, where are you? 331 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,393 - (Man) Here it is. - Giggi, wait! I take you back! 332 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:04,196 (LAUGHTER) 333 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,470 He fell for it! 334 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:16,035 (Giggi) "Lemon blossom", today I woke up well. 335 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,594 (Giggi) Let me pass, I'm a "cannon"! 336 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,960 (EXPLOSION) 337 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,830 - What happened? - You better rhyme with "doorbell." 338 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,794 (BELL SOUND) Behold, the sorcerer has spoken. 339 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,232 Who will it be at this time? 340 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,430 Whoops! 341 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,110 (VERSE) 342 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,231 (VERSES OF PAIN) 343 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,749 (BELL) Wait! 344 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,836 - Who is ? - Hi, Giggi. Well raised. 345 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,271 - How come you're not at the bar? - I've been at the bar since 7:00. 346 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,631 I came to bring you two croissants and two "bombs". 347 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,752 Why do you do this? You embarrass me! 348 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,519 I do it because I like it. 349 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,439 - Do you want to come in? - No, I'm running away! 350 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,200 - Ah! Your mother stopped by the bar. - Yes ? 351 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,791 She always gets up at 6:00 to go to work like a slave. 352 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,516 - Yes, the work of an hourly maid is exhausting. - Exploiters! 353 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,836 Do you know how much they give her per hour? 354 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,191 They give her 3000 lire an hour. Third and Fourth World stuff! 355 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,677 - You should help her. - I told him a hundred times! 356 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,112 I would go and talk to these exploiters,... 357 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,993 ..but if I speak, she loses her job. 358 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,600 I meant another kind of help. 359 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,679 - Is it possible that you can't find a job? - But where do you live?! 360 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,157 The disgrace of this country is youth unemployment. 361 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,319 - You've made me stop wanting to eat croissants! - No! 362 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,351 Calm down, eat the croissants. 363 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,719 - Hi, I'm going back to the bar. - HI. 364 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,119 What do I do to women?! 365 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,358 I'm a rock! 366 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,677 You, fuck you! (BELL) 367 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,429 Who will it be? Where do I put the croissants? When do I eat them? 368 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:22,957 - Good morning, I'm the tax collector of the electricity company. - Well? 369 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:28,029 - The light! - The light? - I am the collector of light. 370 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,391 -Eame? - To her, what? 371 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,193 I say... what does it matter to me? 372 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:42,040 - "Did the power go out"? - I didn't expect that answer. 373 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,356 - Shall I give you another one? - No thank you ! 374 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,472 I came to tell you that I will cut the electricity wires. 375 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,674 - Why ? - It seems clear to me: you haven't paid your bill for 4 months! 376 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,112 - Ah! To those who don't pay the bill, cut the strings! - Already ! 377 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,678 Don't you know that whoever cuts the wires... I dim the chandeliers? 378 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:06,796 - Are you joking, or... - Or, or! Giggi never jokes. 379 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,189 - Look! - I'm not looking! 380 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,878 - Listen! - I'm deaf. 381 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:14,198 - I do my job, you can't get in my way. - I won't get in your way. 382 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:20,957 You "minus" yourself! I'll "swell" you, I'll throw you down the stairs, I'll kick you out! 383 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,913 - I'll throw you down. - Don't think! 384 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,600 What does he do? It ends up killing him! 385 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,996 Sir, calm down. 386 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:36,350 - How do you mean "lead"? - I'll show you right away. 387 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:41,520 I'll take you, I'll break your arms and in the meantime I'll break your legs. 388 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,712 Then I'll snake you into the railing,... 389 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,320 ..until they come to save you. 390 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,070 - Okay, stop pushing me and let's see if I understood correctly. - Yes. 391 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,031 - So. - Yes. - She would grab me by the neck, like that. 392 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,879 It would put me against the railing. 393 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,150 It would twist me like this... 394 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,558 - He would give me a turn. - (Giggi) I'm the one who has to "beat you"! 395 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,111 - They're "beating" Giggi. - What is it? - He's always "caciara"! 396 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,516 You "beat me up"! You caught me off guard. 397 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,474 Where are you running to? Do you escape from Giggi's fury? 398 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,875 I'll find you anyway! Laugh, laugh! 399 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,038 When I catch you again, I'll show you! 400 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,789 How do I get out? Who melts me? 401 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,478 MOM! 402 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:44,994 (DISCO MUSIC) 403 00:30:45,040 --> 00:31:01,231 (INDISTINCT DIALOGUES) 404 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:15,514 (DISCO MUSIC) 405 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,791 - Leave the initiative to me. - Are you telling me? - No? 406 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,992 - Hi, Giggi. Can you make me dance? - Certain. 407 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,270 If you dance with Giggi, you won't forget it... 408 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,358 - What are you doing ? - Giggi! - Rosetta, are you there? - What are you doing ? 409 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,074 Shut up ! 410 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,192 I thought you were... are you real or are you a reflection? 411 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,517 - Can you make me dance? - Certain. 412 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,909 Guys, go and rest. Ennio! Put on a slow one. 413 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,311 Put it on him. 414 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,510 (SLOW MUSIC) 415 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,791 416 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,798 417 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,831 418 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,955 419 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,196 Giggi, what are you doing? Tighten? 420 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,194 Shall I hold you? I can't even hear you! 421 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,470 422 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,080 No, remove this "complaint". Put a twist. 423 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,236 424 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,032 (DISCO MUSIC) 425 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,400 Oh ? Be' ? 426 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,637 - Look at you! Good thing you weren't squeezing! - But who do you...? 427 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,671 Oh, sorry! 428 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,556 What is it?! 429 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,959 "These"! 430 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,200 - What are you doing ? - Nothing like what you think. 431 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:42,878 - Do you dance? - I'm the "best heel" on the left bank of the Tiber! 432 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,198 - So ? - So I can't get confused among them! 433 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,517 Don't be a fanatic! You made Rosetta dance! 434 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,517 If you want I'll make you dance! 435 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,951 You make her dance in the cold! What do you want, "shit under cappuccino"? 436 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,277 - Let's go. - Oh! - "Let's set these bastards on fire"! 437 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:04,076 - ("Riccè") Let's have fun! - (Man) Do you dance? - (Woman) No. 438 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:08,796 - Nando, how does Otello dance? - Like a Pulcinella. - Don't listen to him. 439 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,595 - Adriana, do you want to dance? - Yes. 440 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,350 - See? Adriana goes too. - Go! - Nando, come too! 441 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:47,034 (DISCO MUSIC) 442 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:52,359 (RAFFAELLA LAUGHS) Raffaella, do you insist? 443 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,755 (RAFFAELLA LAUGHS) Spin! It's better! 444 00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:03,515 (DISCO MUSIC) 445 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,875 How beautiful! 446 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:13,670 (DISCO MUSIC) 447 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,757 (MUSIC) Go away! This is my stuff. 448 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:21,671 (DISCO MUSIC) 449 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,916 Who is he? Oh, is that you? 450 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,713 Where did you find this "John Travolta"? 451 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,958 “Fred Astaire"! I don't take provocations. 452 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,630 - If you stay on track, you will reap raspberries. - Leave him alone. 453 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,798 The "bears" have to go dancing at the circus! 454 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,830 (speaker) Attention! 455 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,510 Next Sunday, there will be an acrobatic rock competition. 456 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:49,509 We will reward the 2 couples who perform original figures... 457 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:54,191 ..and funny, according to the jury's opinion. 458 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:59,394 The number of tickets is limited, hurry up and register. 459 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,239 - Shall we sign up right away? - Yes. 460 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,319 - Let's go. - Where are you going ? Aren't you going to sign up for the race?! 461 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,351 I'm going to book the garbage truck. 462 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,791 - Why ? - Because on Sunday "I'll send you to rags". - Go! 463 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,400 - Let's go. - I'm going, otherwise I'll swell you. 464 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,917 You can say it loud! 465 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,839 - You want ? - Yes. - Cheers! 466 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,191 How much did you drink?! Tonight you are costing me dearly! 467 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,719 (all together) Come on, Giggi! 468 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,390 Giggi, if you don't have enough... If you don't have any change... 469 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,991 Don't worry, you are guests of "the best shoe in Europe"! 470 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,431 - (Boy) Thank goodness! - (Boy) With what we drank! 471 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:41,077 - Where are you going ? - From Ennio, the owner of the nightclub. I'll be right back. 472 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,839 - What are you doing? - (Boy) Oh God! 473 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,117 - (Peppe) I also book for Adriana. - Women don't pay. 474 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,790 - Can you offer me a cigarette? - Here. - Thank you. 475 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,118 - Smoke later. - How much is the registration? - 20,000. - 20,000? 476 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,151 And how much do I have to consume? 477 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,231 25,000. 478 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:06,311 - 25,000? - 25,000 plus 20,000 equals 45,000. 479 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,351 Shall we play arm wrestling? 480 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,119 - If you lose, it's 90. - Did you look at me "in the pocket"? 481 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,071 - Let's go ! - "Tse". 482 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,074 - Aren't you taking off your jacket? - No, I'm cold. 483 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,350 No jokes. What did you collect? 484 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,274 - What is he doing? - Let's go and see. 485 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,630 They have a competition. 486 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,798 - Don't push. - Did he get together with Ennio?! - Is he crazy? 487 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,275 - I was saying, he's crazy! - Shut up! 488 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,157 - (Boy) Giggi "The Dragon"! - ("He sucked") In my opinion he can do it. 489 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,110 Come on! (GIGGI MAKES SOUNDS WITH HIS MOUTH) 490 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,029 - What do you want to do? - We see ! 491 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,111 Force ! Come on, Giggi! 492 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,800 (VERSE OF FATIGUE) 493 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,400 Eh! (LAUGHTER) 494 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:29,157 (SHOULS OF JOY AND APPLAUSE) 495 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,395 (Boy) What is it? 496 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:35,719 (Boy) "Holy shit"! (LAUGHTER) 497 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,510 - You cheater! It's iron! - I said "arm wrestling"! 498 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,758 (APPLAUSE) I knew he would have "cheated"! 499 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,356 - Good morning, Adriana. - HI. 500 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,712 - I'll be with you right away. - Meanwhile, "I get full watching you". 501 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,518 - 1500. - Give her the money. - Here they are. 502 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,240 Thank you. 503 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,319 Here's the tomato pizza! Hot, hot. 504 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,595 Do you want a piece? It's fresh! 505 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,190 You're such a witch, you can't say no. 506 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,038 A piece worth 1000 lire. 507 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,274 - Here it is. - Ah! 508 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,879 (SCREAM IN PAIN) "Dirty slut"! 509 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,311 - Did you get burned? - No! 510 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,159 It's now out of the oven! 511 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,953 - Do you want some water? - I want firefighters! 512 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,037 What is it? Should I call the firefighters? 513 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,720 - What firefighters! - Call your grandmother! 514 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,673 - Does it hurt? - It tickles me! 515 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,633 - I am sorry. - I'll get over it now. 516 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,799 Let it cool. In the meantime, I'll give you the one with the courgettes, okay? 517 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,990 Yes, if it's yesterday's. 518 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,156 - (Giggi) Is it cold? - Yes. 519 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:06,719 (VERSES OF PAIN) 520 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,469 - This is free. - No, I don't allow it. 521 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,478 You will pay for the one with the tomato. 522 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:19,516 - Do you have the rest of 100,000? - No, I should get to 50 or 60,000. 523 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,631 - Then score. - Certain. 524 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:26,516 - Nobody would want to lose a customer like you. - Really ? 525 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:32,033 - In exchange for the pizza, I'll offer you a motorbike ride. - I cannot. 526 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:36,836 - Are you afraid of Peppe? - No, I'm free to do what I want. 527 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,235 Does my motorcycle disgust you? 528 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,354 No, yours is funny! 529 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,119 Let's abandon ourselves to the adventure! 530 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,716 - Peter? - Who is ? - What is it? 531 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,191 I walk away for five minutes. Here. 532 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,269 - Do you take care of it here? - Yes. 533 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,553 - But what if Peppe comes? - Send it "worry... cook"! 534 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,149 - I'm ready. Let's go. - Yes. 535 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,273 Pinch me. 536 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,871 - You're not dreaming! - I don't believe it. Give me another one. 537 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,390 So it's true! You will be mine... for five minutes. 538 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:23,150 Hold on! I'll put all of Rome under these tires for you! 539 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,159 And with this blow, "let's give cholesterol to Peppe"! 540 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,675 - Are you afraid? - A bit'. - Don't worry. 541 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,151 Am I the "arrow of the south"? 542 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,273 Hold on! 543 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,314 Now let's run! 544 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,149 (ACCIDENT) 545 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,717 - What did you do? - He backed off like shrimp! 546 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,751 Look... 547 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,478 - Can't you see? - Yes, I can see! It's you who "comes" badly! 548 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,469 She rear-ended me. I saw from the mirror, it was coming from the left. 549 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:21,640 - I'm left-handed! - The joke is funny, but it doesn't prove her right. 550 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,159 Hold on a moment. 551 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,159 Nobody gives me reason... Giggi takes reason! 552 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:31,990 - Don't get upset, let's discuss calmly. - What do you want to discuss? 553 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,077 We have to deal with the damage. 554 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,556 You ruined my fender and scratched my paint. 555 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,592 - And the fear he got? - Hand ! - It's 100,000 lire. 556 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,314 -How he runs! - Who's running? 557 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:48,389 - Can you tell him to have serious conversations? - Come on, Giggi, don't joke. 558 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:53,196 When I have these "parrots" between my legs, I never joke! 559 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:57,677 - Don't get upset, please! - What do you want to pray to, you ugly bastard? 560 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,190 I start with the words, then I say some bad words,... 561 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,436 ..and I end up kicked in the mouth! 562 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,917 - Miss, try to calm him down. - Giggi, nothing happened. 563 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,078 Adriana, I told you not to get involved! 564 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,591 If he doesn't pay, I'll eat his brains like a bag of peanuts. 565 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,110 Enough ! She annoyed me! 566 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,438 You're the one who annoyed me! And then when you're annoyed, what do you do? 567 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:27,474 - I'll call a guard and see how it ends. - Did you understand ? 568 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,239 - Call a guard. - Yes. - Call her! 569 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:35,275 - That's right! - Who is ? - Come, come! 570 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:42,832 - What happened? - An accident that he is causing to escalate. 571 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,238 - He covered me with insults. - Yes ? - I didn't have shit available. 572 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,480 - Do you insist? - Did you hear? I'm reporting it! - I'll spit it in your face. 573 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,036 - In front of me? - When you leave. - It doesn't end here. 574 00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:00,119 You get in the car and you on your motorbike, let's go to the police station. 575 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,231 Come on, it's the best thing. 576 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,910 Move over, Adriana! Voila! 577 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,834 Let's go ? I have things to do, I can't waste time with you! 578 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,430 They don't know who Giggi is. Now I'll show you! 579 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,039 Don't worry, I'll show you who's right! 580 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,350 Tie! (GIGGI LAUGHS) 581 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,351 Did you see how he greets me? He knows who Giggi is! 582 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,836 Go! Huh? 583 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:44,600 - Good morning, doctor. - Have you seen how gentlemen greet? 584 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,713 - All I have to do is admit my mistake. - Do you want to be right?! 585 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,400 - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning... 586 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,229 - Good morning, to whom?! - You heard right. 587 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,513 (Deputy Commissioner) "Good morning, doctor" and the doctor... it's me! 588 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:05,078 - (laughing) Do you understand? He is... - I'm the deputy commissioner. 589 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,795 - Come in. He's my guest. - Thank you. Oh, God! 590 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,117 (Agent) Doctor! The commissioner is waiting for you in the office. 591 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,836 I just arrived! They don't even give me time to breathe! 592 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:21,317 Go there! It's a lot of work, but you can't keep the commissioner waiting! 593 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,558 Shut up! And if you think you can get away with it, you're very wrong! 594 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,433 - Take him to the safe room. - How ?! 595 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:33,600 - Hold the lady back. - I can't, I have to go back to work! 596 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,109 I need your testimony. 597 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:41,394 - My mother has a heart disease! - Get him out of my way! 598 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:47,197 - So he'll kill her! - Walk! - No! I'm reporting you! - Giggi! 599 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,759 What are these ways? Did you take me for a criminal? 600 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,552 How cold! 601 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,070 - Psst? Oh? - Psst. - Oh! - Oh? 602 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,111 - Oh? - Uh? Who is ? 603 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,033 (VERSE OF FEAR) 604 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:33,671 (VERIES OF ANNOYANCE) 605 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,192 (VERIES OF ANNOYANCE) 606 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,878 “Damn you!” 607 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:56,030 (VERIES OF ANNOYANCE) 608 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,354 Ooh! 609 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,439 (VERSE) 610 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,199 Will you scratch my spine? 611 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:10,394 - What do we need? - Don't come closer or I'll kick you in the balls! 612 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,674 What humanity! How bad we have become! 613 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,076 - Where has the brotherhood gone? - "Damn yours"! 614 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,760 Not even a scratch! (VERSE) 615 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,870 Oh! Do you want to see that this "dirt" also has crabs? 616 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:54,839 (VERSE) 617 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,520 Who is he?! Ah, it's me! 618 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,713 Poor thing! I'll give you a scratch. Does it pass? 619 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,273 (GIGGI SCREAMS) 620 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,917 - I'll give you a scratch! - But what do you want? - I'm good! 621 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,951 I want to help you... (SCREAM IN PAIN) 622 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,631 - What's happening? - Who is ? - This kid scratches like crazy. 623 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,310 It will be full of lice, bedbugs, crabs. 624 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:25,675 Can't you help him? A little insecticide! Give him a shower. 625 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:31,398 Do something! You can't leave him in this condition. 626 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,149 Yes, I have bedbugs, lice, crabs! 627 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,080 - I also have a bit of "damn yours"! - Insults? - Yes, why? 628 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,476 - Come to the commissioner. - Build a zoo! 629 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,595 Do you want to see them throw him back out right away? 630 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,631 Where has justice gone? 631 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:54,237 - Don't worry, I'll take care of it. - I'll drive. - If you like... 632 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,271 That's it. 633 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,433 "Flower of the wall", to avoid ending up in prison, better two kicks in the ass. 634 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,915 - Hold on tight. - Yes. 635 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,436 He's the biggest idiot in the neighborhood! 636 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,192 - How is it going ? - Everything itches! 637 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,516 Oh, God! The back! Ah! 638 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,798 - Well? What is this story? - Try to take it off me. 639 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,271 - Let's go. - Who is ? 640 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,034 - What happened? - He's nice, but he's a public danger. 641 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,631 He was in a safe room and risked a year in prison. 642 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,711 - Can you tell me what happened? - I don't feel like it today, I won't feel like it tomorrow. 643 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,799 - Before I rip his "head off", take him away. - Right away. 644 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,673 - Thank you. - Allow it? - Things ? - It's the best artichoke in the neighborhood. 645 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,234 What are you doing ? You're ruining my artichokes! 646 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,918 - Hey ? - What is it? 647 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,476 What's the difference between the best artichoke and an asshole? 648 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:15,231 - I don't know ! - I am the best artichoke... and you are the other one. 649 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,191 - What a guy! - No? 650 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,829 (Giggi) A tear-jerking scene, he apologized to me on his knees. 651 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,794 - The deputy commissioner? - Yes. "He recommended himself as an executioner." 652 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,993 He told me: "I have a wife and 4 children. You're making me lose my job!". 653 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,759 - And you ? - What should I have done? 654 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,351 If I had had a Milanese, Bolognese heart, who would have stopped me? 655 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:43,600 The trouble is that I have a Roman heart! It's my heart that matters! 656 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,192 - Oh? - What is it? - What is he doing? - Oh! 657 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,556 (Giggi) It's a woman! 658 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,911 - You want to drown! - Don't tell me! - Yes, I'll tell you! 659 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,634 - Let's save her! - I'm not coming. - No? 660 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,990 - These scenes scare me. - But... 661 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,634 But look at this "shit underneath"! 662 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,717 If I weren't there in Rome... 663 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,751 Well, let's go! 664 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,671 (Giggi) Miss? 665 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,716 No jokes, because no one drowns in front of Giggi. 666 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,400 - (with a Venetian accent) Who drowns? - You? 667 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:29,273 - Are you dreaming? I'm not crazy! - What do I know? 668 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,712 I thought you wanted to end it. Since you're walking under bridges... 669 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:40,511 All I have left are the bridges. I no longer know where to "beat" in peace. 670 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,838 - You "beat"? - Yes, but there are too many of us in Rome. 671 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,874 - Don't you have a protector? - Stay away! 672 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,118 - Some guys are better lost than found. - Yes you are right ! 673 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,358 - Well? - Huh? - Shall we go "fuck" or stay here? 674 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,676 The undersigned never "fucks"! 675 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:05,078 - Are you a "voyeur"? - No, I look out for and defend the interests of the weak. 676 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,636 - Are you Zorro? - I'm better than Zorro! 677 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:13,470 - Come with Giggi, you'll see who he is. - Giggi... nice name. You're nice. 678 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,593 - I'm Marietta, I'm from Venice and I'm 22 years old. - You're a little girl. 679 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,712 For me the humanitarian act began. I have to save you first. 680 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,277 You're the only one who still hasn't touched me after 5 minutes! 681 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:30,633 I don't want money or rewards in kind. I want to see you happy. 682 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,559 Where would you like to "beat"? 683 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:41,075 - The ideal area is the Janiculum, but it's difficult! - You're off to a bad start! 684 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,114 With me you have to tone down the word "difficult" and not turn it on anymore. 685 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:51,600 And then I go to the Janiculum, come back and stay there whenever I want. 686 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,031 How dear you are! I like you, we'll get along! 687 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,431 - (Marietta) Who is that? - He's Anita's husband. 688 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:07,759 - Did you "beat" here too? - Yes, he accompanied her on his horse. 689 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,279 Huh? Look at this stuff! 690 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,833 - How beautiful here. - Are you kidding? This is the Janiculum! 691 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:29,951 "Flower of grass", away with the whores, the Janiculum is all Marietta's. 692 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,071 - You are also a poet! - Yes. 693 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,830 - Gioacchino Belli "made me crazy"! - Who is ? - My uncle! 694 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:44,796 - Do you like this tree? - It's a little sad. - Yes, he never laughs! 695 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,400 Come on, there are two thousand trees! 696 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:51,513 Choose what you like. That one over there is fabulous. 697 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:57,436 - Do you like this? - Cute ! 698 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,233 - I like this. - It's yours! 699 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,913 Well? What do you think? 700 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,031 It seems made especially for you. 701 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,631 Marietta, to you "'The Arabian Nights' make a fool of you"! 702 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,913 You won't leave me alone, will you? I wish the first time... 703 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:22,272 I'm not stupid! I'll keep an eye on you. I'm around here. 704 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,756 You are wonderful. Thanks. 705 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,715 Don't thank me. First I'll make you the Queen of the Janiculum. 706 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:35,038 Now let me go if not "rentals" the day after tomorrow. 707 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,640 Don't worry, Giggi goes and sits there. 708 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:45,590 - What does this want? - Maybe the tree is his. - Did he buy it?! 709 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,631 Shut up, I'll take care of it. 710 00:53:55,240 --> 00:54:00,394 - Have you finished the inspection? - I've never seen you. - You see it now. 711 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,991 You're not bad, but the customers here want top-notch stuff. 712 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,031 So what are you waiting for to move out? 713 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,594 - Who is this "bug"? - Uh! Did you say "bug" to me? 714 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,632 - Do you know who I am? - A "bug"! 715 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,639 Did you say "scarrafone" to me again, which means "bacherozzo"? 716 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:24,356 Decide: do you want four "muftfi lickers" in the face or four kicks in the ass! 717 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,155 How many "rubbish" he said in one minute! 718 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,079 You'd better leave. 719 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:37,435 I go, but Salvatore will arrive soon. You finish the conversation with him. 720 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,391 Salvatore is coming! Who could it be?! 721 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,831 Actually, you know what? Send it to me now! 722 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,871 “Senseless”! 723 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:55,995 - My hands are itchy! - Calm down. - I'm a bottle of valerian! 724 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,271 In fact, get a move on. We've already wasted time. 725 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:05,669 - Don't go too far! - I'll put myself there. I'll keep an eye on you. I go. 726 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,593 Do you have a house? Go! 727 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,309 Whoops! I go ! 728 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:28,834 - Do you need anything? - Let's say something! 729 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:33,829 - 50,000. - Are you crazy? The first one wanted 10 "bags"! 730 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,838 The one from before. I'm the one after us. 731 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,077 - And you stay there! - You'll be left... dead! 732 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:44,159 Tie! And 50,000 fuck you all together! 733 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,191 Let's start well! 734 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,720 Let's start well! 735 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,316 But! "Rent" to Americans too! 736 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:23,918 - (with Sicilian accent) "Picciotta", how are things? - 50,000. 737 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:33,231 They are small, but they will grow. Turn around. 738 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:43,591 You're a great deal, but you have to ask my permission to stay here. 739 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,190 - Is this parking reserved? - Giggi took me there! 740 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,469 Ooh! 741 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,433 Giggi? Who is Giggi? 742 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:55,519 Giggi? He's not part of our family. 743 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,635 Do you tell lies to Don Salvatore? 744 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,799 - Do you know what Don Salvatore does to those who tell lies? - I don't tell lies! 745 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,992 Giggi is there, hidden behind the bushes. 746 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,590 - Giggi! - Nice bitch! 747 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,035 Here I am, here I come! 748 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:20,470 (Giggi) Who wants me? 749 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:26,198 - Are you Giggi? - Yes, I am "the angry hound of the Janiculum". 750 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,358 - Are you Roman? - For seven generations. 751 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:35,191 - What is a Roman doing in Rome? - We won't have much left! - Already. 752 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:39,552 - "Scarrafone"... - Don't start insulting. - Don't interrupt me. 753 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:43,878 Here on the Gianicolo they can "beat" only Don Salvatore's females. 754 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,039 - Can I laugh? - What are you "saying"? - "Saying" that makes me laugh! 755 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,313 If you think you're scaring Giggi... you'll just make me "snatch". 756 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,194 - If you dare to touch this girl... - We're not fools. 757 00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,313 It's a "gold mine". We'll put it in the cotton wool. 758 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,478 - We'll break your legs. - Don't move, "prickly pear"! 759 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,797 - no, my dear friends are moving. - Who are they? 760 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:12,518 If someone takes a step, I give them a punch that sends them to Sicily! 761 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,190 He "broke my ass". It's yours, "little ones". 762 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,596 Don't come closer, I'm not joking. I hurt you... oh! 763 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,439 I suffer from dizziness! Hold me! 764 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,233 - Shall I accompany you? - Where ? - At my house. 765 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,477 Poor thing! He's good, he did it to help me. 766 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,832 - Calm down. My boys have never killed anyone. - That's better. 767 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,874 They always stop at fatal wounds. Do we want to go? 768 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:45,271 - What a "favor"! - No one had ever called me that before. 769 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,796 Check the situation. We will see each other later. Go, you. 770 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,434 Stop! Weren't we supposed to talk? 771 00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,155 Ouch! Oh! Ouch! 772 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,831 Enough, "little boys"! Let's go ! 773 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,755 (VERSES OF PAIN) 774 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,120 Nice work. 775 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:16,392 Go away, cowards, otherwise you'll be "swollen" from the beating. 776 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,477 Did the tram pass?! 777 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,995 Stop! Look who's there! 778 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,040 (SOUNDS OF PAIN) It's Giggi! 779 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,277 I knew that sooner or later "they would have made meatballs"! 780 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,999 Oh, God! Ouch! 781 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,759 - I am sorry. - Are you becoming tender? 782 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,030 I'm sorry they arrived before me. 783 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,832 (VERSES OF PAIN) 784 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,192 - (Othello) Shall we take him to hospital? - You ask too much of me. 785 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:55,393 - At most I can help him get back on his feet. - Let's try it. 786 00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:00,674 Ouch! Enough, don't "beat me" anymore! 787 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:05,396 We are Peppe and Otello! We're helping you catch your breath. 788 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,398 - What do you want? - I'm fine! 789 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,751 I don't need anything. Mind your own business! 790 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,474 - "Spit out your soul"! - Which soul? 791 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:18,798 - I only have pain in my left foot. The soul! - But look at him! 792 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,638 - Do you know what I'm telling you? I'll pass tomorrow! - Yes ! 793 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,591 (PEPPE AND OTHELLO LAUGH) 794 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,998 - And I'm ready to kick you back. - Who is ? - (Peppe) Good! 795 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,916 I have to tell you something else... fuck you! 796 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:40,430 (Othello) Go away! (LAUGHTER) 797 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,355 I threw the most mafia ones into a fountain,... 798 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,437 ..I broke another's legs.,... 799 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,438 ..I punched one of them into a tree. 800 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,313 He's still up there acting like a monkey. (LAUGHTER) 801 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,510 - And the "whores"? - They applauded. 802 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,712 “Well done Giggi! You saved us from these exploiters!“ 803 01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,751 - You are a force! - Yes. 804 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,997 - Don't you ever rest? - And how do I do it? 805 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,591 - Today we must always be "with the bullet in the barrel". - It's true. 806 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:12,157 - What happened to Marietta the Venetian? - The Venetian? - Yes. 807 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:16,671 I convinced her to change her life: she will lock herself in a convent. 808 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,030 Damn ! (LAUGHTER) 809 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,755 - (Raffaella) Giggi, can you come for a moment? - I arrive ! 810 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,916 - These women in love! - Eh! 811 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,954 - Blessed are you who don't have these problems! - We're not "queers"! 812 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,953 What is it? 813 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,755 (Romolo) Beat 2 cappuccinos, 2 coffees and 2 bitters at the hairdresser. 814 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,634 Haven't you ever seen someone working? 815 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:43,197 I'm speaking to you like a man... like an asshole! Thank God that Raffaella is here. 816 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:47,473 Is it an "electronic glove"? 817 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,717 - What is your father waiting for to kick him out? - What bothers you? 818 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:57,791 - He's a fool with you! - He can't convince me. - Precisely. 819 01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:01,151 - What is it? - If you're interested, there's a splendid place. 820 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:06,115 - At the theater? - No! - At the stadium? - No, it's a job! 821 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,869 30,000 a day to take Mr. Matteo's children to school. 822 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,639 - Who is ? - He's a butcher. 823 01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,674 He is rich and has 7 butcher shops. He is afraid that his children will be kidnapped. 824 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,758 - What do I have to do with it? - He knows you by sight. 825 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:25,193 He says he likes your determination, that you're scary. You are a "gorilla"! 826 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,871 - Did he really say that? That I look like a "gorilla"? - Yes ! 827 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:36,110 Dare you call me a "gorilla", this "chimpanzee"?! The ""stupid""! 828 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,516 Aren't you happy? Being a "gorilla" is prestigious. 829 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:44,111 It means being trustworthy, courageous men, ready for anything! 830 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,119 30,000 per day. A walk at 8:00 and one at 12:00. 831 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,720 Home, school, school, home. Huh? 832 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,310 30,000? It can be done! 833 01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:03,073 - Do you like school? - Not much! - Not as much as? 834 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,509 It really disgusts us! 835 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:09,110 - Are you so small and already so "nasty"? - Yes. 836 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:14,394 - However today, with this sun, we are going on holiday. - Let's hope ! 837 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,590 - Where are you taking us? - Where do you want to go? 838 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,313 - At the zoo. - And you ? - At the amusement park. 839 01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:27,350 I know, but you need money. I don't have a penny. How much do you have? 840 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,040 - Not even a penny. - Nothing. 841 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:36,679 No? Then I'll teach you a game, so the money comes to us! 842 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:41,191 - And who gets the money? - Do you already have the "poisoned tooth"? 843 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:46,758 - Life has taught me to put my hands forward. - Good, I like you! 844 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:54,036 - Don't worry! Giggi will divide the proceeds into three. - Okay! - Okay? 845 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:59,319 To begin with... we need to change the "bodywork". 846 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:04,389 - Let's go that way. - Let's go ! - Go! 847 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,271 I submitted the documents to get my pension. 848 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:14,919 I haven't known anything for months. How can I live? I don't work! 849 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,349 - I'm thirsty, order two orange drinks. - Okay. 850 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,872 (GIGGI MAKES A WHISTLE) 851 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,713 Go! 852 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:51,320 - 1000 lire per piece. - Do you sell school stuff? - I don't need it. 853 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:56,560 - I don't go to school anymore. - No? - We see. How much do you want? 854 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,190 - Here it is. - Well done, Othello. 855 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:05,350 - Do you remember everything? - Yes. - Go to the other side, it turns red. 856 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,629 Go! 857 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,439 - Shame ! - Take advantage of a child? - I gave him 1000 lire! 858 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,792 Look what's happening at that traffic light! 859 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,991 I am not interested ! They need them for school! 860 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,475 - (driver) I paid for it! - It does not matter ! 861 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,592 - Thank God I won't send you to prison. - Give me my money back. 862 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,758 - Go! - The money? - He's lucky I don't miss her! 863 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,189 (HORN) - I'm going! - Go, go. 864 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,836 I recommend, always like this. I'll keep these! I'm going over there. 865 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,438 - Here are the colors. - How much ? - 1000 per piece. 866 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,790 - I'll get you this. - Thank you. 867 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,353 Here are the 1000 lire. 868 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:55,391 - Shame ! Taking advantage of a child! - What ? - It is true ! 869 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:58,239 These things are for school. 870 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:04,470 - There's a mistake. - No! - She took advantage! - No! - Yes, instead. 871 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:09,390 - Go, go! It's green! - Why are you telling me that? 872 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,751 - Thank God that I don't "less" her! - Naughty! 873 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,314 Careful ! I'm going to your brother. 874 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:17,795 - Oh! - (Driver) Get up! 875 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:24,640 - You take. - Take advantage of a child! He needs these things! 876 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:30,232 - I thought so... - Yes, yes! Go, the traffic light is green. Thank God! 877 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:36,671 - You know what? - What ? - We can get Giggi out of the way for a while. 878 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:42,033 Instead of going to the disco, he will go dancing in the safe room. 879 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:46,631 Call 113 and say there is a despicable individual... 880 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:50,150 ..who is exploiting two poor innocent people. 881 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:54,478 - Tell him that! Go. - What a "dragon" you are! 882 01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,471 How much did you earn? 883 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,512 - What a great game! I like. - Me too. 884 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,234 - Call your brother. - You come ! 885 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:15,999 - Oh! How much did you earn? - Here you are. - Oh! 886 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:22,116 If we continue like this, it won't be an amusement park: we'll go to the Chinese restaurant! 887 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:26,074 What are you doing here? Go to work! Ugly calves! 888 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:31,753 - Ma'am, can you buy me something? Books, notebooks, pencils. - We see. 889 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,031 (SIREN) 890 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,071 (Giggi) But is it the police?! 891 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,716 Get away, kids! Let everyone save themselves! 892 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,150 - Think about the children. - I think about him. - Okay. 893 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,239 Stop, you wretch! 894 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,352 Stop, children! 895 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,199 - Stop! - Stop, no one is running after you! 896 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,039 Look how he runs! 897 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:26,193 - Is it allowed? - Who are you ? Why don't you go walking with the others? 898 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,710 I've been walking for three hours. They want to kill me. Then I'll explain. 899 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,910 - What ? - No one can come up here! 900 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,752 We are taking a dead man to the holy field. 901 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,634 - If I go down, it will bring us two deaths. - Huh? - Can it go faster? 902 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,876 - What are you saying? - Who is ? 903 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,959 - He said he was doing "Formula One". - He can't stay here! 904 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:57,632 - Sense ? - Yes. - Get out. - Easy, he breaks my leg. 905 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,353 No one can come up here. 906 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:04,031 - (Giggi) I'm coming down! Good manners! - Get down! 907 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:10,429 - Get out. - I understand ! - You have to get off! 908 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,630 - You're breaking my leg! - Get down! 909 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:17,629 - Lì, non può salire nessuno ! - Understood ? - Let's talk about it! 910 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,880 - I don't have to meet you anymore! - He can't go up! 911 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,675 - Is it a threat? - It's an invitation to dinner! 912 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,439 Don't touch me, you evil jinxes! 913 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:31,279 - This is for the jinxes! - (Giggi) Ouch! 914 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:35,029 - This is for itchy balls. - Calm down, I'll take it. 915 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:38,391 It has finally arrived! Otherwise I would have beaten these two. 916 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:42,957 - They put their hands on Giggi. - But... - Take the report! 917 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,312 - Don't worry, come with me in the meantime. - And who leaves you?! 918 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,829 - Go! - I'll take care of you. 919 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:53,589 Sorry for the accident! Good continuation. 920 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:57,110 Did you see what they did to me? I'll break them, I'll kill them! 921 01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,753 - Where are you going ? - Come here! 922 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,553 I'll send them to the cemetery on foot! 923 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,515 I took them like that and threw them off the hearse! 924 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:10,270 If the guard hadn't arrived, I would have had them end up in the coffin! 925 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,357 - Woh ! - You're strong! 926 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,596 - Giggi? - Who is ? 927 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,758 - You come ! - What a drag! - Here, drink! 928 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:21,873 It was better for Raffaella to fall in love with me. 929 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,470 - Have you ever looked at yourself? - You would be beautiful! 930 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,911 - Wash your "snout" first! - "Monster Smoothie"! 931 01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,673 - What do you have to tell me? - Go away, Mr. Matteo is looking for you. 932 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,350 - What does he want? - He said he'll beat you to death! 933 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:42,873 - Will he kill me? - Yes. Run away, don't let them find you! - Giggi doesn't run away. 934 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:47,835 In fact, I'm going to meet him. And if you want to know, I'm looking for it too. 935 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,349 Don't be crazy! 936 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:54,030 - Which way is it coming from? - Say 1st! - Over there? 937 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,590 I'll go over there, so I can take it from behind! HI ! 938 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,270 I finally found you! 939 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:10,917 - "Finally" I say it! - Do you still have the courage to speak? 940 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:15,796 You are a lucky father, you must be proud of your children. 941 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:18,878 What are you saying? I have to "inflate" you with a beating! 942 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,993 Raffaella also told me, but a man like you can't do it. 943 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:28,274 Your children are wonderful: they are practical, clever and intelligent. 944 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:33,076 You educated them well. They will never be afraid of anything or anyone. 945 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:39,150 They understood everything, and if you have 7 butcher shops, they will have 14. 946 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,191 Goodbye. They are waiting for me. 947 01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:48,317 - So, after "thank you", I have to say "yes sir". - Not necessarily! 948 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,514 - And maybe I have to give you 5 or 6 kilos of meat! - If you want... 949 01:11:53,560 --> 01:12:00,990 - Beef, veal or veal? - Veal! Mom likes it too. 950 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,396 - Let's go get the calf. - Wait, I'm coming too. 951 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:08,156 Take me off this hook. Let me go home! 952 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:13,479 - Mom will be worried. - You'll go there tonight, to your mother. 953 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:18,356 Today is my day of rest. You'll keep me company. 954 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:23,713 That way you'll have time to think about the stupid thing you did. 955 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,876 - Mr. Matteo, as long as you're joking, you're joking! But to you... - What? 956 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,196 (KNOCKS ON THE SHUTTER) They're calling her! 957 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:39,755 - Your dog ate 3 kg of my sausage. - How? 958 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,916 - Weigh it! - Now I'll weigh it! 959 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,997 (THE DOG YEELS) 960 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,236 You're right, it's 3 kilos. 961 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:56,990 Sorry, but if the 3 kg are Mr. Giulio's sausages,... 962 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,634 ..where is Mr. Matteo's dog?! 963 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:04,390 - Giggi is right. Where's my dog? - I don't know ! 964 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,671 It's math! Can I come down? 965 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:39,750 (DISCO MUSIC) 966 01:13:39,800 --> 01:14:01,236 (MUSIC AND CHEERS) 967 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,317 - Come on, Giggi! - Well done Adriana! 968 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:07,479 (DISCO MUSIC) 969 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:12,594 - Please be impartial. - I understand. - Certain. 970 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:16,110 - I think Giggi is really original. - I agree. 971 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:30,075 (DISCO MUSIC) 972 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,111 Attention! 973 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,960 The jury voted as winners of the semi-final... 974 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,356 ..the couples 13... (SCREAMING OF JOY) 975 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,791 (all together) - Giggi! - (Giggi) Easy! 976 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:49,471 .e5! (SCREAMING OF JOY) 977 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,670 (all together) Come on, Peppe! Well done! 978 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:55,554 - For the final, change disc. - I'll put a rock on. - Okay. 979 01:14:55,600 --> 01:15:00,913 (SHOULDING) 980 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,032 Clear the trail! 981 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:21,590 (ROCK MUSIC AND CHEERS) 982 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,359 - Original! - Fun ! - Yes ! - Well done. 983 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:32,592 (ROCK MUSIC) 984 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,712 Go like this! 985 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,558 Whoops! 986 01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:42,994 - Things ? - What are you doing ? - Careful ! - Leave him! - I won't touch it! 987 01:15:43,040 --> 01:16:04,590 (ROCK MUSIC AND CHEERS) 988 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,792 - Come on, Raffaella! - Yes ! - Let's show them! 989 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:11,838 (BELL SOUND) 990 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,473 Wow! 991 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:22,998 (BELL SOUND) 992 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,314 Well, well done! 993 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,271 (BELL SOUND) 994 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,311 Ooh! 995 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,871 - Where are you ? - Here. - Yes. - See? - What do you think you're doing? 996 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:37,834 - This was nothing! - Fanatic! - Yes ! 997 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:40,196 - Giggi! - You're great! 998 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:53,911 (ROCK MUSIC) 999 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:58,033 Raffaella! You left me in my underwear! Darnit ! 1000 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,515 They got you in your underwear, huh? 1001 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,837 "Acacia Blossom", when Giggi undresses, don't laugh... 1002 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,871 ..better me, than a Riace bronze. 1003 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,877 (Crowd) Well done, Giggi! 1004 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,309 Give me ! Damn, what a figure! 1005 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,753 Hurry up ! 1006 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,791 What will they have to laugh about?! 1007 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:19,036 Oh mama ! Ouch! 1008 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:25,316 - I'm so sorry! - What, "excuse me"! What a blow! 1009 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,830 (LAUGHTER) 1010 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,713 Are you still laughing?! (LAUGHTER) 1011 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,273 Is anyone there? 1012 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:36,790 Here's "the best heel" again! 1013 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:39,229 (SCREAMING OF JOY) 1014 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,112 Let's go, Raffaella. 1015 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:45,996 (ROCK MUSIC) 1016 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,031 - Come on! - Ready? 1017 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:55,075 Were you supposed to fall into my arms?! 1018 01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:59,353 - Oh, is that you? Leave me! - "Put it away"! - I arrive ! 1019 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,510 - They are strong! - Well done! 1020 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,712 (ROCK MUSIC) 1021 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:08,513 Turn, like this! Strong ! 1022 01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,915 Ba... ba... ah! 1023 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,351 (all together) Well done! 1024 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,471 It's like Tarzan in the jungle! 1025 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,989 (Boy) He's doing well among the monkeys! 1026 01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:22,911 But what kind of figure is this? 1027 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:26,237 - It's figure number 60! - Meaning what ? 1028 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,476 If you're not an asshole, we're almost there! 1029 01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:31,910 Come on, vote. 1030 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:39,152 (SHOULDING) 1031 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:47,233 (ROCK MUSIC) 1032 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,032 They got tangled! 1033 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,994 - Get your legs off! - Ouch! 1034 01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:01,557 - Get your legs off! - They're yours! Hey ! 1035 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,716 - What is it?! - (Raffaella) Giggi! 1036 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:07,037 - How good! - It's fun! 1037 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,633 Leave me! 1038 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:12,240 (INDISTINCT DIALOGUES) 1039 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,193 - I'll take him by the foot. - I by the arm. 1040 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:20,997 - You took me for an "asshole". - No, Giggi, you're very good! 1041 01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:25,989 You took me for a "ball"! You're taking it away from me! You hurt me! 1042 01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:29,670 - Excuse me ! - What, sorry? You hurt me! 1043 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,838 - Is this how you treat your boss? - Excuse me ! 1044 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:37,397 (INDISTINCT DIALOGUES) 1045 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:42,560 A kick! (ROCK MUSIC) 1046 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:44,591 (Giggi) Good! Let's hear it! 1047 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:55,398 Attention ! The jury decreed the victory of couple number 13. 1048 01:19:55,440 --> 01:20:00,514 (SCREAMING OF JOY) We won! Good! You hurt me! 1049 01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,676 And he gives her the first prize! 1050 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:07,078 - The jury doesn't understand anything. - Sold! I'm going to beat them up! 1051 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:13,074 Oh... oh... oh...! 1052 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:15,316 (Boy) What does the astronaut do? 1053 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,955 How strong I am! I have to stop taking vitamins! 1054 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,432 - He's a fool until the end! - I'm going to "break it"! 1055 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:26,199 Calm down, can't you see that Adriana is there? 1056 01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:28,709 Giggi? Do you want the cup yes or no? 1057 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:31,400 Yes. Put it aside, my head is spinning! 1058 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:35,513 (Ennio) Shut up! For the runners-up... Come, Peppe. 1059 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,996 - A dessert full of cream and champagne. - Uncork it. 1060 01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:47,719 Here I am ! Whoops! (LAUGHTER) 1061 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,434 - Was the cake for him? - Yes. 1062 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:55,316 - "Damn yours." - (Giggi, laughing) And about your father! 1063 01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:02,069 - "I'll break you"! - Don't touch me! Stop! 1064 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:06,034 - Don't put your hands on me. - Leave me! 1065 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:12,797 - "I'll swell you"! - Leave me! - Stopped ! - I'll kill you! 1066 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,309 Leave Giggi alone! 1067 01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,839 Look over there! 1068 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,599 (SCREAM OF PAIN) 1069 01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,200 Well done! Punch him under the chin! 1070 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,119 - Leave me! - It's not his fault! 1071 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,436 Leave me, please! 1072 01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:31,674 - I'm leaving! Who is ? - Now I'll break you! - Yes ? 1073 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,678 Hey, get this! That's it! 1074 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:37,758 Who is ? (GIGGI SCREAMS) 1075 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:39,998 What did they do to you? 1076 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,110 You too, go with your friend. 1077 01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:47,953 - Oh? - Another ? Go, like this. 1078 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:51,197 - Do you want to calm down? - You too ! 1079 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,995 - Another ? - It's me ! - Always underfoot! 1080 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,236 We won! 1081 01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,351 - Well done! - Happy? 1082 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,391 Hey! 1083 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:11,513 - Giggi, you are "the most"! You are the strongest. - I know. 1084 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:15,872 - The cup? Oh, the cup? - Oh, the cup? - The cup? 1085 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:20,118 - And the cup? - The cup? - The cup! 1086 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,117 (Man) Here it comes! 1087 01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:26,154 - Ouch! - You're really going to look for them! 1088 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:34,000 - Look how they treated you! - Ouch! 1089 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:37,032 Mum, go and see how I treated Peppe! 1090 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,754 I am not interested ! I think of you! 1091 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,792 Do me a favor and never leave the house again! 1092 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:48,518 - You go to bed for 3 days. - Even a week. 15 days! 1093 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,791 (GIGGI LAUGHS) “Women"... what do you say?! 1094 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:56,038 It's written everywhere: the one who will break my "horns" has not yet been born! 1095 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,471 (Augusto) Do you believe it too? (LAUGHTER) 1096 01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:03,878 "Terry flower", when Giggi "catches" her, she doesn't complain. 1097 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,355 And if you tease him, "he doesn't get angry". 1098 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:13,353 Here I am, my beautiful Rome. I say good morning to you like every morning. 1099 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,596 Nobody will kill us! 1100 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:20,829 "Brullo Fioraccio", if there is someone who always stays afloat,... 1101 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:24,191 ..you can't be wrong, it's Giggi "the bully"! 1102 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,517 (FART) 1103 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,518 Professor Cenciarelli, you are playing with fire! 1104 01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,313 I'll set your butts on fire.... 1105 01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:36,478 ...and not even the Trevi Fountain will be able to cool them down! 1106 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,909 (Cenciarelli) Meanwhile, take this shower! 1107 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:45,110 I fooled you, you bastard! 1108 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,629 It doesn't end here! 1109 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:53,434 (GIGGI WHISTLES) 1110 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:57,713 ““Kill”! Who am I, Gene Kelly?! 1111 01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:03,472 Gene Kelly... "gives me a hard time"! Look at that bike! 1112 01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:07,991 - Giggi! - What is it? - Have you found the person who "put you in line", eh? 1113 01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:11,715 "Fior di rampazzo", Mrs. “Tuta” keeps the dirty courtyard... 1114 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,671 ..and every morning he breaks the... 1115 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,192 Listen to the gentleman! He's a nice guy! 1116 01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:20,674 "He's going to die killed"! 1117 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:48,118 Well? What is this deathbed? Cheer up! 1118 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,310 There are neither winners nor losers. 1119 01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:54,797 There is only a group of friends who want to have breakfast. 1120 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,354 Adriana! Pizza for everyone! 1121 01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,677 - This time Giggi will pay! - As usual! - What news! 1122 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:03,473 - Yes, with the usual 100,000! - No! 1123 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:08,594 "Flower of rare herbs", my heart is as big as the sea, make me pay. 1124 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:12,873 - He's a great gentleman! - I think he sold the silver cup! 1125 01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:17,756 Eat pizza, guys! (CONFUSED VOICES) 1126 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,076 Hey! I'm here too! 1127 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,317 (Giggi) Gorge yourself! Giggi is paying today! 1128 01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:28,833 - Oh mama ! - Eat! (CONFUSED VOICES) 1129 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:32,919 (Raffaella) Move! Is there something for me too? 1130 01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:36,874 - They're hungry! - Leave some for the little girl! 1131 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:42,199 Leave the pizza to Raffaella! Eat! It's very good. 1132 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:45,676 (CONFUSED VOICES)